What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.