What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.