Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

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What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds