Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Bud Jokes More Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds