Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Bud Jokes More Bud Jokes

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !