Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Pot Head Jokes More Pot Head Jokes

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know