Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

You might also enjoy:

Pot Head Jokes More Pot Head Jokes

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

Heineken Jokes More Heineken Jokes

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Why was the intelligent Heineken upset?

Cus the bud's wiser.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.