Buds before suds, bro.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They're buds
Budweiser the King of Beers !
Bud.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
They always think they're higher then others
A bongoloid.
Labs!
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Not even bro.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
You get high.
Because they're STONERS!
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Drummers.
A: They place flowers on the grave.
Beez Nuts!