Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.