Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!