What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Destination Jokes More Destination Jokes

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.