What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.