What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Destination Jokes More Destination Jokes

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.