What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Destination Jokes More Destination Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.