What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.