How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.