What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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He was looking for Pooh.

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When did you first miss it dear?

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Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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A Naanprofit!

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.