What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.