What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Previous Random Joke Next

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.