What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.