Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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