What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Where does bad light end up?

in prism

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.