What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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They're used to disappointment.

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Because they're usually found on trucks.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.