How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.