How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.