How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !