How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.