What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.