What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.