Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!