Hydrogen Jokes

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.