What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Sodium Jokes More Sodium Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Hydrogen Jokes More Hydrogen Jokes

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!