What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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Long neck or giraffed?

Sodium Jokes More Sodium Jokes

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NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

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Hydrogen Jokes More Hydrogen Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!