What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.