What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

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What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS