What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.