What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.