Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.