Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Previous Random Joke Next

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.