Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.