Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.