Because based god and acid god had a baby.
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Bob Barker
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Because they're all out of cervix
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Use LED based paint.