Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.