What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.