What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."