How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.