What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor