What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!