What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.