What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.