Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Don't go bacon my heart"

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Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart