Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

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Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart