What did the chemist say when he found ...

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted