What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

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How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.