Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.