Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.