Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!