Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!