Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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They always talk about how they're from New York.

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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Moo Zealand!

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I really like your logger rhythm!

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!