Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

Cross Product Jokes More Cross Product Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!