Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.