What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.