What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.