What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.