What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.