What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!