What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.