How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

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What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.