How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.