What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.