Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.