Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.