Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.