Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.