What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside