What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick