What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.