What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre