What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.