What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.