What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it