What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.