What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.