What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))