Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !