Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.