What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

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What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..