What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Chunky Jokes More Chunky Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky