Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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Mootiny.

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They both came in a little behind.

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Time to try the udder one."

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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A drummer.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Because they couldn't get a gig.