So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
They're always rushin.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
To me, to hoo.
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
A conductor.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
