Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"