Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

a pizza can feed a family of four

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.