How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

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Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.