How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant