What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do cows sit on?

Couches

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.