What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.