What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.