What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.