Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.