Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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