Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra