Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.