Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.