Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!