Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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