Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.