Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.