Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.