Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.