Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.