Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.