Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.