What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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What do you call an obese psychic?

A four chin teller.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four-chin teller.

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible