What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.