What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!