Obese Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

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What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

What do the morbidly obese and podophiliacs have in common?

NSFW They can only get off with their feet.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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Cake Cake Cake

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The cake-cake-cake.

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Someone is loosing a trailer.

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They both shake it off.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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Diddly squat

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat