What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista