What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.