What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".