How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!