How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease