How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!