How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.