What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!