What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.