What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins